UGG!

Here's a conversation that happened between Little Man and I a couple of weeks ago.  

I think you may get a kick out of it.

Setting: Little Man is putting on his boots getting ready to leave the house.

LM:  "What does U-G-G spell?"

Me: "UGG"

LM: "What is UGG?"

Me: "It's the type of shoe mommy buys you"

LM: "Does your shoe say UGG on it too?"

Me: "No, I can't afford UGGs"

LM: "What does 'afford' mean?"

Me: "It means they cost too much money for me.  But mommy goes to work all the time so she can afford shoes like that for you."

LM: "And you never work?"

Me: "No, I do.  My work is to come here to your house.  To watch you and take care of you and take you to all sorts of fun places.  That's my work".

LM: literally laughs out loud!!! "That is NOT work!"  HAHAHAHA!!!!  Love that kid.