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Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go off and on at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and three  committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or  against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you  have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited  to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the  next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb  traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and  tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light bulb is bright, dull, or  completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb or  tulip bulb. A church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring a  bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
  
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don’t believe in change.
Amish: What’s a light bulb?
 
LOL!! These were funny, thanks for the laugh Biff! love ya!
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